Buffett Caption Contest Winner: USMC

Congratulations to USMC for winning the latest Jimmy Buffett Caption Contest for the below picture:

Here was USMC’s winning caption:

“I’m telling you Utley, in my dream I was bare foot, chubby and bald! It scared the hell out of me.”

The voting wasn’t even close… USMC took 54% of the tally with 202 votes. Jamey finished in second place with “Seriously?!? You want me to rhyme Flip Flop with Pop Top? That will never work.”

See the full results here.

Thanks to everyone that submitted captions and to all you that voted!