Lyrics

I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don’t look too clear
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Let’s hear it, why don’t we get drunk and screw

Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don’t think that’s true
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw

(Instrumental)

Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up with Elmer’s Glue
They say you are a snuff queen, let’s see what all you Macho Man can do
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw