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Pair8head

Post subject: Roast # 3 Lester Polyester (Dave) COOOOME OOOON DOWWWWN

Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 9:24 am

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Thanks for accepting the abuse you are about to receive.

Dave is the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.

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jollymon345

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 9:26 am

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Yummy! Roasted Pig! :drool:

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virgin prthd

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 9:40 am

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I have died and gone to heaven!!!! :hyper:

Must give this some serious thought!! :hmm:

more later.... :wink:

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Pair8head

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 10:55 am

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You all remember Dave and his lovely wife just had an anniversary?

His wife bought him a new chair, but he wouldn't let her plug it in.

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latda

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 11:25 am

what else can I say :dunno:

, he's a yankee fan :evilangel:

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Southern Monkey

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 11:31 am

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latda wrote:

what else can I say :dunno:

, he's a yankee fan :evilangel:

and a douchebag.

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Pair8head

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 11:36 am

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On the night of their Anniversary his Wife asked him where he would like to go, He answered "Somewhere I've never been before" So she told him to go take a shower.

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Air M'Ville Cap'n

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 11:36 am

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nycparrothead wrote:

latda wrote:

what else can I say :dunno:

, he's a yankee fan :evilangel:

and a douchebag.

He's also a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake lickin, dirt eating, imbread, over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!

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Lester Polyester

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 11:38 am

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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:

nycparrothead wrote:

latda wrote:

what else can I say :dunno:

, he's a yankee fan :evilangel:

and a douchebag.

NICE!!!! A Christmas Vacation reference :clap:

......one of my favorite movies :woohoo:

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virgin prthd wrote:

NOT happening PIG! :whipit:

Here comes the hear attack and 2 strokes! :wave:

Something wrong with your ears? :hmm:

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Air M'Ville Cap'n

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 11:43 am

I am a person my parents warned me about

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Lester Polyester wrote:

the funniest thing i have seen in a while is the post in Don's roast thread with him asleep and dreaming about riding the horse :clap:

It was a unicorn you fucking idiot

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latda

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 11:43 am

Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:

nycparrothead wrote:

latda wrote:

what else can I say :dunno:

, he's a yankee fan :evilangel:

and a douchebag.

he's not bug-eyed

:rolling:

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Pair8head

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 2:19 pm

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You know that when he was in High School Daves parents signed him up as a foreign exchang student?

They got really pissed when they found out they had to take him back.

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latda

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 2:35 pm

*banjo sounds*

come on boy, squeel :yikes:

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Posted: August 22nd, 2005, 3:23 pm

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What better compliment can one recieve than to have his head poking out of dogs asshole? :rolling:

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Posted: August 23rd, 2005, 6:40 am

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Dave goes to his doctor to get help for his addiction to cigars. The doctor recommendeds a drastic form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them." Dave says "Thanks doc, I'll try it." Three weeks later he comes back to see the doctor again. The doctor asks him how the therapy's going. Dave says "Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction" "What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases!" Dave tells him "Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have one shoved up my ass..."

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ohhhhhh kind of like Bruce is a Fucktard? :lol:

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